I hope you’ll forgive me as I’ve taken a bit of a hiatus with this little gem of a blog. The holidays, combined with building a new house, and resurrecting my opera career (yes, I’m a classical/opera singer) has left me less than motivated to keep the NIRV up and operating.

Also, in speaking with occasional NIRV contributor and Aiepathy for Technology blogger Wolfman, I’ve thought that perhaps my focus has been too broad. Covering all of entertainment is a daunting task for one guy, especially when I’m not particularly interested in ALL aspects of entertainment. Nor are you, I should think.

So, the idea here will be to focus. Dwindle the topics down to those I am truly interested, in the hopes of attracting readers and commenters of similar stripe. Simply put, entertainment geeks.

So, I’m gonna attempt to be your one-stop blog for the following subject areas and topics:

Movies: Sci-fi, fantasy, and superhero films
TV: “Lost”, “Battlestar Galactica”, and “Heroes”
Games: XBOX 360 news and reviews
Books: Sci-fi/fantasy genre

Along the way, I hope to add to this list (depending upon your interests), as well as occasionally talk about my personal life down here in sunny Houston.

I welcome and cherish each and every hit and comment I get here at E-NIRV. I think it has the potential to be a little something special, a filled niche for the genre lover in all of you.

Thanks for listening!

– RebRob, Editor-in-Chief

10. I am Legend – Will Smith’s post-apocalyptic thriller is a great character story

9. Knocked Up – Not as funny as “40 Year Old Virgin”, but still a hoot.

8. 300 – A visually stunning fictionalized war epic

7. Beowulf – Another retelling, yet this tale brilliantly uses CGI in unbelievably complex ways

6. 3:10 to Yuma – Russell Crowe and Christian Bale in an outstanding character study of what makes a hero and a villain.

5. Superbad – Too hysterical for words.

4. Ratatouille – One of Pixar’s best stories and best animation.

3. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – The best Harry movie gives a remarkably poignant and interesting look at how different people perceive and combat evil.

2. American Gangster – Denzel Washington at his best.

1. Bourne Ultimatum – One of the best spy action films ever.

It’s over! The long-standing feud between New Line Cinemas and Peter Jackson has been resolved.

Today it was announced that Jackson would be producing two films about our favorite Middle Earth.

The first is believed to be “The Hobbit”, the second a bridge between “Hobbit” and “Lord of the Rings”.

Just a couple of thoughts.

First off, I’m thrilled that Jackson will be involved. The look and feel of Middle Earth would be trusted in no one else’s hands but his. It would be great if he could direct as well, but perhaps letting someone else play in his sandbox (Sam Raimi, maybe?) wouldn’t be such a bad thing either.

Second, I love the idea of two films. However, there’s plenty of material in “The Hobbit” to make two films.

There are three great climaxes within the story. First, the escape of the Dwarves from the Goblin King. Leading up to the confrontation with Smaug (what a perfect cliffhanger!). Then you have the final act and the Battle of the Five Armies, complete with armies of dwarves, Men, goblins, Elves, and Eagles. What a finish! And all culminating a study in what greed and evil can do to the hearts of good and bad. It’s a great prequel to the events of LOTR, and something that could really be captured nicely in two films. I hope they go this direction.

Still, GREAT NEWS ON PETER JACKSON!!!

On Saturday, I had the privilege in watching the next phase in filmmaking, when I attended a screening of Beowulf.

For those of you unfamiliar with the story, it’s a song told of the hero Beowulf, a Geet warrior come to Denmark to rid the land and its king of Grendel, a horrific and tormented monster. Beowulf’s legend is as big as his ego, but as Babe Ruth said, “it ain’t bragging if you can do it.” And Beowulf can most definitely do it. For Beowulf though, the curse of Grendel reaches far deeper than anyone knows, a curse that threatens to consume his very soul and that of Denmark.

Although this tale has been told for centuries, I will leave the rest of the particulars to your viewing pleasure. And this film is sheer viewing pleasure.

First off, the acting. And although this film is done through animated motion capture CGI (think Gollum from Lord of the Rings), believe me when I tell you that the actors performed every bit of what you see on screen. First off is the title character himself, Ray Winstone as Beowulf. He brings a fierceness to the character that is of course necessary for such a larger than life figure, yet he portrays Beowulf’s false bravado and insecurities with amazing finesse. He comes to aid King Hrothgar, portrayed by Anthony Hopkins. Hrothgar is the stereotypical King asleep at the wheel, too drunk and too foolish to see his kingdom stands on the edge of disaster; all the while it drinks itself to death. Robin Wright Penn plays his queen Wealthow, a young beautiful woman, devoted to her king, but revulsed by his past. Crispin Glover voices Grendel, a misshapen, tortured beast who must destroy all that hurts him. Finally, Angelina Jolie plays Grendel’s mother, a mythical creature, beautiful yet terrifying. All do a great job here.

Next, the story. Zemeckis culls just the right amount of material from the legend, with changes a bit here and there. The alterations do well to make “Beowulf” more of a personal tale, balancing the action and violence (of which there is plenty). Zemeckis’ Beowulf is a tragic hero, full of bravado and tall tales, but inwardly inadequate and unsatisfied. As his stature as a legend grows, his emptiness grows as well (almost like a balloon inflated to bursting). He knows no other way, though. He must succeed, no matter what the cost. When he dispatches Grendel, his mother offers Beowulf a choice. Give in to her and be a hero forever, or pass out of knowledge and memory from her wrath. Herein lies the quintessential idea behind the film; what is the cost of being hero, both for the hero himself and for the society that champions him? Is it worth risking tragedy and mayhem in order to have something or someone to celebrate? In the end, it is not Beowulf who must decide, but all of those who believe in him.

Lastly, the special effects. I did not see Zemeckis’ holiday film “The Polar Express”, but I saw enough clips to marvel at the level of complexity CGI realism had. CGI has been around for more than a decade thanks to Pixar, but almost always as an extension of the cartoon world (Toy Story, Incredibles). Here, “Beowulf” strives to be as realistic as possible. The facial expressions are truly amazing. I often had to stop myself from believing that these weren’t the real actors performing live. Angelina Jolie’s first appearance on screen is SO real looking, I had to convince myself that it was still CGI. Anthony Hopkins gets the most subtlety out of his character, a tribute to the screen legend’s talent.

“Beowulf” is the first mainstream CGI film to be truly targeted for adults. The level of complexity and nuance opens a lot of doors towards making similar films in this genre. Interestingly enough, I found myself more willing to be sucked into this fantasy world than that of live action (Lord of the Rings included). This isn’t to say it’s a better movie, or better acted. The CGI simply wills itself to be more engrossing in its fantasy. It’s a remarkable achievement, and a very worthwhile film.

Do me a fave?

Hit shuffle on your iPod and give us the first 5 songs that come up. Good representative sample of your musical tastes.

Here are my five, along with an explanation of why I have it:

1. KT Tunstall, “Suddenly I See”. The music is crisp, driving, and Tunstall’s voice has a great edge to it.

2. Enya, “Flora’s Secret”. I have a strange fascination with Enya. I usually put her on when I’m in a pensive or melancholy mood.

3. David Holmes, “69 Police” – Ocean’s Eleven. Another strange fascination. The Ocean movies, and their music, just keep me smiling.

4. Howard Shore, “Hope and Memory” – Lord of the Rings. Good music to game by. Best orchestral work since John Williams with Indiana Jones.

5. The Fray, “She Is”. The new branch of adult alternative (that is, alternative that’s less…well, alternative). It’s got that Coldplay, Maroon 5, 3 Doors Down vibe to it.

What are your five?

John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel Network, claims that Global warming is nothing more than a “scam”, created by scientists who manipulated data to serve their own political ends.

Coleman’s comments, posted on ICECAP, the International Climate and Environmental Change Assessment Project, blames “dastardly scientists” who teamed up with their “friends in government” to enact huge bills and laws to draw money to their cause, while teaming up with movie and media environmentalists to create a huge scare campaign.

He says:

In time, a decade or two, the outrageous scam will be obvious. As the temperature rises, polar ice cap melting, coastal flooding and super storm pattern all fail to occur as predicted everyone will come to realize we have been duped. The sky is not falling. And, natural cycles and drifts in climate are as much if not more responsible for any climate changes underway. I strongly believe that the next twenty years are equally as likely to see a cooling trend as they are to see a warming trend.

You can read Coleman’s entire post by clicking here.

Tim Kring, creator and executive producer of the popular TV hit “Heroes” told Entertainment Weekly Magazine’s Jeff Jensen that he realizes this season’s episodes have not been up to the standards they set in Season 1. He vows that upcoming episodes will remedy that.

However, he goes on further to explain what exactly has been wrong:

1. Slow pacing
2. The “world saving stakes should’ve been raised sooner”
3. Hiro was in Japan way too long.
4. The romantic story threads of Claire and Hiro have not been entertaining.

I give Kring full credit for stating openly that he feels his episodes have not been stellar. I’d like to think he can turn it around. However, the current writer’s strike has put production on hold. Worried that the strike might be prolonged, a new ending for the Dec. 6 episode has been shot, and could potentially serve as a season finale.

You can read the full EW article by clicking here.

This morning at the Dow Jones & Nielsen Media and Money conference, former Disney CEO Micheal Eisner gave a keynote speech regarding the Hollywood writers strike. You aren’t going to believe what he said.

Eisner’s advice to striking writers: Blame Steve Jobs, not the studios | The Social CNET News.com

Yes thats right, Eisners says no one is making any money with online distribution of Television Shows and Movies, no one except Steve Jobs.

The studios “make deals with Steve Jobs, who takes them to the cleaners. They make all these kinds of things, and who’s making money? Apple! They should get a piece of Apple. If I was a union, I’d be striking up wherever he is.”     

Oh so many things to rant about, where do I start…Why is it that everyone makes a deal with Steve Jobs and then claims it’s a bad deal when they try to renege on it. Are you all admitting that you can’t make a fair deal for yourself. Are you really all that bad at negotiating? This is the bizarest form of a backhanded compliment I have every seen. Multimillion dollar corporations admitting that Apple is taking them to the cleaners. Give me a break!

From the bits and pieces of info that we can piece together about all the itunes distribution deals Apple gets about 30% of the price of the show. That leaves 70% of the purchase price on the table for the studio.Now if we are talking about Television we are talking about $1.39 per episode for something THAT YOU GIVE AWAY FOR FREE over the air and on your own website. Yeah sure maybe you get more than that for the advertising in the show, but how many of your viewers are recording and skipping those ads anyway?

Now if we are talking about movies we are talking about the studio’s earning $6.99 (or more) for a product that they don’t have to produce any physical object for. No pressing of a disk, no manufacturing of a case and no printing of materials. Nada.So in all that your telling me that your losing money to Steve Jobs? I think Steve Jobs just provided you with cash you didn’t have before, as there is no proof out there that any of this online distribution cut into your traditional distribution revenues.<p>Now about the Strike, the way I understand it is the writers just want a higher percentage of the online distribution profits. Eisner claims there are no profits. So… basic math kids, a higher percentage of nothing is still nothing… If you say they will have an argument in a few years when there is money to be had, then why not just set up that percentage now?I think there are plenty of profits to be had through online distribution, my theory is the Studios don’t know what to do with it, have no means of accounting or tracking it and therefor the guys at the top have no idea how much money is really there, which makes dumb guys like Eisner look really really dumb.

EDITOR GEEKSINGER STEPS IN:

Couldn’t agree with you more, Wolfie. First off, the idea that studios are making nothing on the sale of TV shows and movies over the internet is idiotic.

If I’m a lawyer for the writer’s union I say, “Ok, we would like a percentage of your so called nothing. Give the writers 2% of any and all proceeds from online sales. Oh, wait…to do that you’ll have to open your books to auditors so we can see how much ‘nothing’ is REALLY coming in. Opening said books will also let us know if other parts of production are getting any money. Like, say, the actors. Why are so many actors picketing alongside their writing teams? Better question, why aren’t they screaming for profits from online sales for themselves? Answer, because they’re already making money off of it. They won’t say so publicly so as not to screw the studios outright, but that’s why you’re hearing no cries of “Me Too!!” coming from the Actor’s Guild.

Eisner, what you said yesterday was truly idiotic and irresponsible. You want us to believe the poor, unsuspecting networks and studios were being taken advantage of by big, bad Steve Jobs? Or could it be that what they really saw was a way to take advantage of the virtual monopoly Jobs and Apple have on the online media market?I think you’ve been vacationing in Fantasyland for far too long, Michael.

In a stunning move, fake conservative pundit/silly man Stephen Colbert announced in a statement today that he is bowing out of the presidential race, after the South Carolina Democratic Executive Council voted down his attempt to get on the ballot by a vote of 13-3.

“Although I lost by the slimmest margin in presidential election history—only 10 votes—I have chosen not to put the country through another agonizing Supreme Court battle,” Colbert said Monday in a statement. “It is time for this nation to heal.”

I wish he had been able to get into the race. He had gotten a lot of criticism for making a mockery of the election process.

I, on the other hand, think that makes him a great candidate. To quote “V for Vendetta” on this, November the 5th, only make fun of the things that really matter.

Barry Bonds said yesterday that if his record breaking home run ball goes into Cooperstown with an asterisk branded into it, he will not attend ceremonies to induct him into the Hall (should he be elected).

BRAVO, Barry! I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Now I won’t need to hear you pat your own pimpled, steroid filled back for 2 hours.

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